#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
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her dress changes color to that of your blog
this is lovely
she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great
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Dear Yahoo,
As a more senior member of the internet let me please ask of you one thing.
Don’t do to Tumblr whatever you did to Geocities.
Back then, that was our place to “blog”
We customized our crappy ass free website and some of us even got damn good at it and you fucked it up and drove it into the ground and now all those photos I spent hours of my teen years scanning in are just gone.
Don’t.
Fuck.
This.
One.
Up.
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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Thank you for every moment of inspiration, laughter, joy and entertainment that you bring to us all.
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y’know the saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”
well
amelia gave the doctor an apple
and he didn’t come back for 12 years
I didnt need to realize this.
MORIARTY GAVE SHERLOCK AN APPLE AND HE HAD TO SPEND 3 YEARS AWAY FROM DR WATSON
”^^^ you know you read it in a Dalek voice
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This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
i dont care what kind of blog you are, you need to reblog this
this is literally my worst fear.. please make this happen for her. I dont care if it isnt Disney
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
the night bloggers are here early
That would be a loud mayonnaise
I guess you could say it’ would be a mayonoise
Did you just
IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT
NO PATRICK
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THIS FUCKING GUY
I’M LOSING MY SHIT
HES BACK
WHAT
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guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
GUYS
Own it.
Drive around in your car like you are the sickest mofo in town
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