As a more senior member of the internet let me please ask of you one thing.
Don’t do to Tumblr whatever you did to Geocities.
Back then, that was our place to “blog”
We customized our crappy ass free website and some of us even got damn good at it and you fucked it up and drove it into the ground and now all those photos I spent hours of my teen years scanning in are just gone.
y’know the saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”
amelia gave the doctor an apple
and he didn’t come back for 12 years
I didnt need to realize this.
MORIARTY GAVE SHERLOCK AN APPLE AND HE HAD TO SPEND 3 YEARS AWAY FROM DR WATSON
”^^^ you know you read it in a Dalek voice
imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
the night bloggers are here early
That would be a loud mayonnaise
I guess you could say it’ would be a mayonoise
Did you just
IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
Drive around in your car like you are the sickest mofo in town